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Martin Willms's avatar

My wife and I just read your story, and laughed and laughed and laughed. I, of course, also have a big head and we have a whole family story-time of dad’s big head stories. Of confused and apologetic store clerks every time I need to buy a new bike helmet or my kids as small children zooming things around my head, but then complaining about the intense gravity.

Thanks for sharing. It really made our day. 🙂

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Tasty_Y's avatar

>It turns out my head is twenty-five and a half inches in diameter.

The tale is so vivid, that for a second I actually believed: "no, this is not an error. He didn't mean circumference. It's actually 60 centimeters in *diameter*. Good grief."

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Some Guy's avatar

Goddamnit. This is what I get for not sleeping the last three days.

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Ofifoto's avatar

When your son starts preschool, please, please, please take a video of the other kid's' reaction when they meet you. I reckon it will be better than "Kindergarten Cop".

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Some Guy's avatar

I will take videos but only for the family!

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Ofifoto's avatar

I *suppose* that's fair.

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Flippin’ Jersey's avatar

I thought I had a big head, but apparently mine is tiny!

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Some Guy's avatar

For a bit there, mine was over two feet in diameter until I corrected the typo.

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Flippin’ Jersey's avatar

That would be Tweety-esque!

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Anna Trombley's avatar

El Ha Grande! Irish & Slavic! I think the Irish have a legend about an oracular Head (without the body tho).

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Some Guy's avatar

Whenever I see an Olmec head I think: there goes one of my ancestors. Somehow remembered on another continent.

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Some Guy's avatar

I but their leadership on it fairly consistently. Fingers crossed!

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Claudine Notacat's avatar

This line

“he wants to buy me a hat because he can’t stand to have money.”

is sheer comic brilliance! (a little sad, too.)

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