The average team member of PIST slept less than four hours a night for the entire month of the Cockital Building incident. Six of them became divorced and one forgot that he was addicted to cigarettes and accidentally quit. Gertrude Get ‘Er Done Hackenmiller held the record at 67 hours without sleep before she collapsed on her keyboard. Upon waking, she found Scott Gibbeck had unplugged her keyboard and placed a pillow under her head. Sandeep Hercules Patel, often referred to as the son of the god of IT testing, became so engrossed in creating test stories and regression scripts that he did not talk to his wife or children for three weeks. He was reported missing and shouted at the police that he was busy when they came to the PIST offices to perform a wellness check. At the end of the sprint, it was discovered that Bertrand the Moleman Muskowitz had eaten and slept at his desk in the basement, leaving only to empty several two liter bottles of diet soda he kept in his bottom drawer when they became completely filled with urine. He had not showered for the entire duration until his chest hair had grown through his simple white shirt and when he finally went home it had to be shaved off of his body.
Chapter Seven: Order from Chaos
Chapter Seven: Order from Chaos
Chapter Seven: Order from Chaos
The average team member of PIST slept less than four hours a night for the entire month of the Cockital Building incident. Six of them became divorced and one forgot that he was addicted to cigarettes and accidentally quit. Gertrude Get ‘Er Done Hackenmiller held the record at 67 hours without sleep before she collapsed on her keyboard. Upon waking, she found Scott Gibbeck had unplugged her keyboard and placed a pillow under her head. Sandeep Hercules Patel, often referred to as the son of the god of IT testing, became so engrossed in creating test stories and regression scripts that he did not talk to his wife or children for three weeks. He was reported missing and shouted at the police that he was busy when they came to the PIST offices to perform a wellness check. At the end of the sprint, it was discovered that Bertrand the Moleman Muskowitz had eaten and slept at his desk in the basement, leaving only to empty several two liter bottles of diet soda he kept in his bottom drawer when they became completely filled with urine. He had not showered for the entire duration until his chest hair had grown through his simple white shirt and when he finally went home it had to be shaved off of his body.